No one likes it, throw it out.. All ganging up against the mean lady from hell! BARBARA: Yeah! (giggle) Just kidding! (a beat.) Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? We have two days to make this a model home. Maybe nothing has to change. But I (a beat.) She was my whole world. Our countdown includes scenes from "Beetlejuice", "School Daze", "Grease 2" and more! Love is love. For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. But what if it doesnt last? All Ive gotta do is get a living person to say my name three times. Delia! Beetlejuice - Musical. LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. close. That means its working! I thought these were twin sheets! Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". It says, Im warm, Im friendly, and I think about death only a normal amount! AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: When Adam finds the advert for Betelgeuse, he actually says the name three times, but because he pronounces it "Bay-til Guy-ce", the incantation doesn't work. As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! MAXIE DEAN: I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community." LYDIA: It could be both. Ongoing. Chuck, I never leave home without them (he and MAXINE erupt into laughter.) Lets chop off his head. Draw a door, go home! BEETLEJUICE: Woah! Enjoy live events at insider prices. Alone. I changed a lot. And she left us. So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. Again. Yes, I love that man of mine. Theyre chasing me! Wait come back! BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? AGHHHHHH! JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! If I had known. THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! ADAM: Well, hey I do not see any cops around here! Welcome to our model home. NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! Im so scared Im going to forget her. Barbara, the pig! Ugh, classic Maitlands. BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. BEETLEJUICE: Wow! I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! MAXINE: OH STOP! Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. In her eyes, her ability to "gut" the house is connected to her ability to express, from which Charles is blocking her. You are never gonna regret this! MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . About the future. Hey guys? BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. Are you alright? You saw that monster! MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. You smell like the bathrooms at the Mandarin Oriental. For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. Cuz, shed love this! Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! Its less. BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? New Car smell people LYDIA: And we, are old book smell people. Cmon. BEETLEJUICE: NO! If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . Of course I might have to get a little mean. BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! What does that mean? THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! Thats great! Beetlejuice truly hits me in a special part of my heart. And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. Beetlejuice the Musical - Prologue: Invisible Lyrics "Prologue: Invisible" is a song performed by Sophia Anne Caruso (Lydia) from the musical Beetlejuice. Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) DELIA: SHE IS A HURRICANE IN ALL KINDS OF WEATHER, LYDIA: MAMA IF YOU'RE LISTENING, DOESN'T THIS BLOW YOUR MIND, BUT SEEK A LITTLE STRANGER THAN USUAL AND YOU WILL FIND. Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. So goodbye . I wish I was dead! Goes to the door. MISS ARGENTINA: DID YOU EVEN READ THE HANDBOOK? Happiness! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. LYDIA: We gotta get out of here! And choosing the people you wanna share it with! LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. Im gonna say it! LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! She scratches that out. Oo! OTHO: (offstage.) I had a vision once. Everything was the way it used to be. Theyre made out of the devil! Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. But when angst . Because I dont think we can. Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! Adam, we need a door. Sucks-Yes! Barbara! My dad never wants me to talk about her. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! DELIA: What are you talking about? Dad, please. It has u but doesnt have a me. BEETLEJUICE: Hi there, ahahaha! MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: We come for your daughter, Chuck! It's just like you said, you dont always get it, but youre a part of it. Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. GET OUTTA MY WAY. Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. I mean, real ghosts? BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! CHARLES: I see! Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. BARBARA: Well, whatd you expect? AGHHHH! To the dead. Theyre the real villains of this show. BEETLEJUICE: There you go, kid. Own that. LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. CHARLES: Damnit! BARBARA: No offense mister, but you give me the creeps. Now Charles, weve not yet discussed my fee. It couldve been bad! I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! Thats great! And so do I! Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. Those are the guest sheets! Then you won't believe how far I'll go. 123! And then, spring the trap. I'm on the bench, but Coach. LYDIA: Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal, I summon thee with Saturns breath. ADAM: So, crazy story. Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! ADAM: You don't like this stuff? ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! CHARLES: Lydia! Yes, I love that man of mine. BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! Is that an old book? Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). YES I DO! CHARLES: You made it big. With an irreverent book, an astonishing set, and a score that . LYDIA: The Netherworld? And we should tell her that! I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! IN THE WORLD, BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR EGGS AND FREEZE 'EM , DELIA: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS, LYDIA: SOUNDS LIKE TERRIBLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. Its like against the law at my house. He was already dead. ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! And that is why you need me! My names not Otho! And you wont even say her name. We did find that out. Beetlejuice: [covers Lydia's mouth with his hand] She's a little bit nervous. I accept you. Im a part of this too! THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) Anthony King This is the best day of my life! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. Shes impossible. Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. Whatd you do!? She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. We take all these adult recreational classes, you know, ballroom dancing, backyard composting, ADAM: We just took this amazing glass blowing class. JUST THINK OF THE UNIVERSE AS A FEMALE BEST FRIEND, AND YOU CAN BE LIKE "HEY, UNIVERSE, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', GIRL? Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . He needs therapy! Did I hear the dinner bell? BARBARA: SURE, THE GROOM CRAWLED OUT OF A TOMB, BARBARA/DELIA: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, I WANNA SEE A TEAR IN EVERY EYE AS I PASS BY, I KNOW THAT ON THE OUTSIDE HE'S DISGUSTING, BUT I KNOW THAT THIS TIME, I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT, ALL: HERE COMES THE BRIDE HERE COMES THE BRIDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME CULTURES THINK THIS KIND OF THING'S ALRIGHT, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY MY CREEPY OLD GUY. Climb onto something! After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. Broadway's "SCREAMINGLY GOOD FUN!" (Variety) musical comedy is now haunting houses all across the country!Based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film, BEETLEJUICE tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing for stripes. ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. DELIA: Lydia, I know that I am paid to care about you, but Id like us to be real friends! Big beautiful brains. OO! From an outfit standpoint, her clothes launched the mood boards of many goth girls. LYDIA: Dead Mom? Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. In the video, Baldwin recalls the one thing that gave him hope about the film was the performance of his co-star, Michael Keaton, whom he describes as a "comedy Annie Oakley.". CHARLES: Lydia! ADAM: Oh god! /Say my name/. My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. Source: . DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! Also, no liquids! Well that wouldve been good to know. CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! Sophia Anne Caruso, the talented young star of "Beetlejuice," surprised a lot of the musical . I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). Wait, why aren't you dancing? DELIA: Life coaching! We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! BEETLEJUICE: Spoiler Alert: shes never going to eat that sandwich! CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! Wheres Lydia? JUNO: YOU! LYDIA: Yeah. Mmmmmm, yes! New York, NY, Linda Ray All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. And that is exactly how we can beat him. LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! Smash. I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? BARBARA: I was too! About Lydia. CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. Im going to the Netherworld! We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. The ghost-with-the-most comes to the stage in this edgy and irreverent musical comedy based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film. Respect. (to audience.) OH! (ADAM and BARBARA scream as BARBARAs hand is on fire.). Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from Classic Bait and Switch. (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! I don't even like pottery! LYDIA: What are you talking about? This . Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. February 27, 2020 7:07pm. FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! So mean. Are you trying to skip the line? (snaps photo.) I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. You died together. BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! Got any references? Well be right back. LYDIA: Im alone. Now heres the problem. Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. CHARLES: Maxie! LYDIA: Really? I cant see! But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. Youre still breathing arent you? BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. ADAM: I have an idea! Once Im dead, my dad will be sorry! I dont wanna die! We are father, daughter, and Delia. . Leave this house! LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. This house is actually pretty interesting. So, what do you say? Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. ADAM: Wed love it! 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